Sunday, June 23, 2013

Chocolate Pots de Creme with Salted Caramel Whipped Cream

So after my last post Thalia was SHOCKED that I had written up something semi-healthy (can't blame her, really)! In fact, I quote: "I demand something with a lot of fat, sugar, processed cereal, and, um, absolutely no redeeming value. I demand that we all roll around on the floor in bliss/agony when we finish eating it."


Twist my arm.

I couldn't quite work in the processed cereal, but I've covered most of the other bases -- fat (heavy cream, butter, the best kind of fats!), sugar (sugar sugar, caramelized sugar), no redeeming value (this is NOT runner approved, but it's cool, I ran 15 miles this weekend and don't have to run tomorrow at all so it's almost as if I'm not really a runner), and Oh Yes. Yes, you will be rolling around on the floor in bliss / agony when you are finished.

In fact, you may not have to wait until you're finished. While I often find myself taste-testing as I go, I generally don't go crazy. But this time. Oh this time. I won't go into too much detail, but I will just say that when some of the salted caramel whipped cream went splat on the counter I viewed it as an opportunity, not a tragedy.

By the way, yes you read that right. SALTED CARAMEL WHIPPED CREAM. Swoon!

Although I should, of course, be taking advantage of strawberries, raspberries, delicious light summer fruity things, I have no guilt. This is not a recipe that should be relegated to cooler months. This. This is perfect. It's not heavy at all, it's light and airy, and perfect for the summer cookout that I'm going to be late for if I don't get moving.

Chocolate Pots de Creme with Salted Caramel Whipped Cream 
Ingredients: 

Pots de Creme

10 oz good quality semisweet chocolate 
5 large egg yolks 
4 T sugar
1/4 t coarse salt 
1 1/2 c heavy cream 
3 1/2 T melted butter
3/4 c milk 
1 t vanilla 
1/2 t instant espresso powder mixed with 1 T water 

Salted Caramel Whipped Cream

1/2 c sugar
3T butter
1 1/4c heavy cream (separated) 
1 t vanilla
A pinch of coarse salt 


First, coarsely chop your chocolate and put in a heat proof bowl. You're going to need a strainer for your custard, so go ahead and get that ready. 


Whisk together your yolks, sugar and salt in a medium saucepan. Then add in the heavy cream, butter and milk, whisking to combine.


Cook over medium-low. You've gotta be really careful with custard that you don't overcook it or let it simmer, so stir it constantly and keep a close eye on the temperature. As soon as it reaches 175-180 degrees take it off the heat. That took me about 10 minutes.


Pour your custard through the strainer over the chocolate and let it sit for about 5 minutes to give the chocolate time to get deliciously melty.


Whisk! And add the vanilla and espresso / water mixture. Whisk more!


Divide into 8 ramekins or 6-half pint jars. I put 5 1/2 oz in each jar and it worked out perfectly. Tap gently against the counter to remove any air bubbles, and use a damp paper towel to clean up any chocolate that got on your jars.

Cool to room temperature and then cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours.


In the meantime, make the caramel! This is always scary. But I believe in you. You've got this.

Put the sugar in a small saucepan over high heat. Stir. Stir. Stir. And don't stop stirring. Ever. Also, don't ever use a whisk for this. It gets messy and sad. And NEVER use plastic because caramel will melt that SO fast. Wooden spoons are best!


As soon as all the sugar has melted toss in the butter. Keep stirring! Stir stir stir! But watch out because it's going to bubble like some kind of toil and trouble.


You thought that was bubbly? Once the butter melts, add in the cream. Stand back! But keep stirring!


Once that's all added and stirred, take it off the heat, add the vanilla, and let it cool to room temperature. Then add the pinch of salt, stick it in a little jar and pop it in the fridge for a bit.


In the meantime, shred some chocolate flakes! Use a vegetable peeler! Why else would I own a vegetable peeler??


When you're getting close to go - time whip your cream until it's pretty stiff. Not butter, but a bit stiffer than you would ordinarily go for as a topping. 


Toss in the caramel. Whip! Then top your pots de creme with your whipped cream (I use a pastry bag to keep things neat). And sprinkle with chocolate shavings. And enjoy!





Friday, June 21, 2013

Raspberry Frozen Yogurt

I know. I know. I have a lot of explaining to do. It's been almost a year (!) since I posted anything. I'm the worst. The WORST. In my defense, a lot's happened in the last year! I got a tenure-track job (yay!), I moved 1000 miles away to an enormous kitchen (the rest of the house is pretty big too), and inexplicably I took up running absurd distances.

My dad and I after my first marathon! Hope I'll still be standing after the next one! 
It's those last two points that bring me to today's post -- I've been in my new house for just over a week and have hardly done ANYTHING fun in my truly fantastically cavernous new kitchen. Sadness.
BIG KITCHEN! RED CHAIRS! 
And why's that? Why have I been so bad about baking lately? Running. It's totally running's fault. Not only does it suck up nearly ALL my free time, but it also means I have to be careful about what I eat. Apparently dessert is a "special occasion" food when you're trying to run 30-40 miles a week. Not cool. But it does explain why I'm so excited to celebrate national insurance awareness day next week (claims cupcakes or adjustment apple tart, anyone?).

Tonight I really REALLY wanted to have something fabulous for dessert, but I'm going on a long run super SUPER early tomorrow morning and I know that fabulous desserts the night before a long run are not runner approved. Sigh.

So I googled "dessert recipes for runners". Don't do that. Learn from my mistake. Don't do it. Beans. BEANS. FOR DESSERT. WHY?? Runners eat the worst shit. Do I want bean, bananas (sore subject for this primatologist), or raisins (why? they make you think they're chocolate chips and then destroy all your hopes and dreams)? No. No I don't. I want ice cream. And I want it now.

So, as a compromise, I present you with Raspberry Frozen Yogurt. Add in some protein powder (which I did) and it'll be totally acceptable to eat frozen yogurt for breakfast before hitting the pavement. Which is absolutely what I will be doing at 5:30 tomorrow morning.

Raspberry Frozen Yogurt
3/4 container of Chobani frozen yogurt (about 1lb 10 oz, I used plain but use whatever flavor floats your boat)
6 oz orange juice (3/4 cup)
1 package frozen raspberries
6 scoops of protein powder (if you're so inclined, or enough for 3 servings if you've got a big scoop)

Combine all these things in the bowl of a food processor or blender.

Blend! Food process! Combine! 


 Until it's all pretty and smooth-ish like so.


Toss in the bowl of an ice cream maker (or skip this step and just freeze).


Let it go for 20 minutes until it's all firmed up.


I scooped mine into jars, because, well, I would, wouldn't I? And freeze!


Eat. Run. Enjoy!